‘BTG’ is one of the most popular humor authors of all time. With numerous New York Times Best Sellers to his credit, countless publishing awards, and over 22,000,000 copies sold in 115 countries, you would think his brain would be highly organized ... But it’s not.
The Lost Bear feature, exclusive to GoComics, is ample proof of this. Welcome to BTG’s lifelong cerebral misadventure. The Lost Bear showcases the delightfully odd daily debris that tumbles out of BTG’s head when his mental engine starts to misfire. This is public therapy at its most entertaining, set within an absurdist pseudo-intellectual petting zoo – Feel free to feed the bear.
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Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt
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BTG said, 11 months ago
In my own case, this seems to be a seasonal curse …
: )
Superfrog said, 11 months ago
That smuggler seems to be looking to see if any budgies have escaped.
pcolli said, 11 months ago
I don’t wear any at all.
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Before anyone gets too excited or disgusted, I must mention that I don’t go swimming.
Pacopuddy said, 11 months ago
I had a lovely blue mock snakeskin swimsuit, which I wore proudly until my son told me I looked like a giant pregnant blue anaconda.
Straight to the charity shop!
jmcx4 said, 11 months ago
My swimsuit would look better on a walrus.
@Pacopuddy
What’s wrong with the “Giant Pregnant Blue Anaconda” look anyway?
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, 11 months ago
Swimming suits were created by a sadist. Nothing is worse than gettimg out of a pool at a hot spings on a winter day only to be clad in a wet pair of trunks that instantly send a wet, clammy chill through your nether regions.
Happy, happy, happy!!!
said, 11 months ago
whats wrong with snug swimsuits…
for girls.
Sheila said, 11 months ago
Too late. Someone beat you to it a loooooong time ago
Smythe Symble said, 11 months ago
The Suit I got for My Birthday fits snugly, thanks.
Lisa 4romMpls said, 11 months ago
once I had my baby in 2009, no more swimsuits for me!
Poor walrus! I think he better find the nearest nude beach!
Daffydowndilly said, 11 months ago
@Smythe Symble
oooh, I wish mine still did.
these days I’m looking a lot like the cotton knit suits we used in phys. ed in high school, which when wet sagged and drooped.
Tame said, 11 months ago
It would seem that Kate Upton is a recipient of your “Curse Number Four”…Thank God!
INGSOC
said, 11 months ago
Poachers
-WANTEDHappy, happy, happy!!!
said, 11 months ago
BTG said, 11 months ago
I recall one scorching summer’s day, about ten years ago, I was visiting the USA with two other Aussie friends, both of whom, like me, were committed ocean swimmers. We visited a theme park, and each wore Speedos under our shorts, just in case there was a chance to coll off with a swim. When we found there was a water park next to the theme park we abandoned the roller-coasters and headed for the slides and whirlpools.
Well, when we casually strutted out of the change rooms in our snug lycra swimsuits, you could have heard a pin drop: Families gaped, Nuns covered their eyes, school girls giggled and life guards growled. Suffice to say my penis has never enjoyed such intense examination, and we three thought it best to spend the rest of the day in deeper end of the main pool, lest we be arrested by the prude police.
: )