‘BTG’ is one of the most popular humor authors of all time. With numerous New York Times Best Sellers to his credit, countless publishing awards, and over 22,000,000 copies sold in 115 countries, you would think his brain would be highly organized ... But it’s not.
The Lost Bear feature, exclusive to GoComics, is ample proof of this. Welcome to BTG’s lifelong cerebral misadventure. The Lost Bear showcases the delightfully odd daily debris that tumbles out of BTG’s head when his mental engine starts to misfire. This is public therapy at its most entertaining, set within an absurdist pseudo-intellectual petting zoo – Feel free to feed the bear.
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Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt
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Superfrog said, 11 months ago
The Cane Mutiny.
margueritem
said, 11 months ago
I’m Abel, and you’re just a Cain
BTG said, 11 months ago
I’d like to dedicate today’s pants-free Lost Bear cartoon, to Flash!
BTG
BTG said, 11 months ago
@Superfrog
A watery grave awaits your punning corpse, Superpun!
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BTG said, 11 months ago
@margueritem
You are treading a dark path, M’Lady!
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Tame said, 11 months ago
@Superfrog
That is really funny, SF!
Tame said, 11 months ago
@BTG from yesterday… $5,000! Wow, I thought things were messed up here in the States. (Remember>> When plastic sheeting is outlawed only outlaws will have plastic sheeting.) It is a growing cancer. The size of government grows as recompense for campaign support, wherein the politicians are obliged to provide phony positions for the people, or the relatives of people, who ponied up money to help fund their elections. Those same people perforce must lay awake at night and come up with more and more nonsensical ideas that become regulations in order to justify their pathetic governmental existences. By example… Jump into your time machine, go back as little as 15 years ago and walk into any bar in restaurant/lounge in America and in a loud voice make the following prediction(s)… “Listen up everyone. I predict that within 15 years that there will be legislation in place that will prohibit you from not only smoking in a bar, but also on the grounds of any public building. Additionally, you will not be able to cook your french fries in the same oil as you get your fries at McD’s and BK today. There will be no butter in your movie theater popcorn. You will not be able to purchase a soft drink over 16 ozs. in volume. Taxes will be added to the price of your tobacco that will push the price of a pack of Newports to $7.62 per pack (at Walmart!) with new taxes coming that will send the price to $9.85 per pack.” If there were 200 in that restaurant/lounge 199 of them would laugh you out of the joint and the one person who didn’t was likely drunk. This is only tip-of-the-iceberg stuff. How about, you won’t be able to say the pledge of allegiance in a public school…you can’t fly the American flag in your front yard… you can’t celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving or Christmas in your schools… No A-F grading system… No keeping score at student sporting events… Morons. Well, you get my point. I can only imagine how tough a nut that $5,000 was to swallow. But, if it’s the law then it’s the law and swallow you must. I can guarantee you this, if it were me… (and of course if I had the money)… The first $5k goes to them that put the law in place; but, the next $5k would go into the campaign war chest of whomever it was that was running against said moron(s) in the next election, and vowed to repeal bs regulations such as this.
pcolli said, 11 months ago
@Tame
In the UK, you can’t even take photos of your own kids on school sports day just in case you’re a paedophile. You can fly the union flag, I believe.
INGSOC
said, 11 months ago
What may be wrong Umbrella, do you not care so much for Cane’s Natural Coolness at this time of season…. It has been really humid lately….
INGSOC
said, 11 months ago
@BTG
BTG
-The Island of Dr. Moreau ‘1996’A Body Double….?
Goom & Toki said, 11 months ago
Looks like sugar cane got busted trying to get friendly with bumbers-shoot.
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, 11 months ago
@BTG
Thanks BTG!
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, 11 months ago
You, my friend are an umbrella. While I am sporting wood.
BTG said, 11 months ago
@Tame
I could live with the indignity of all those restrictions, except for the lack of real butter on popcorn – that, to me at least, is going too far!
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BTG said, 11 months ago
@INGSOC
True story, though, as I mentioned on air, I did not end up getting the job, as the actor in question, David Thewlis, is a skinny as a stick, and was literally half my mass.
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