‘BTG’ is one of the most popular humor authors of all time. With numerous New York Times Best Sellers to his credit, countless publishing awards, and over 22,000,000 copies sold in 115 countries, you would think his brain would be highly organized ... But it’s not.
The Lost Bear feature, exclusive to GoComics, is ample proof of this. Welcome to BTG’s lifelong cerebral misadventure. The Lost Bear showcases the delightfully odd daily debris that tumbles out of BTG’s head when his mental engine starts to misfire. This is public therapy at its most entertaining, set within an absurdist pseudo-intellectual petting zoo – Feel free to feed the bear.
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Loose Parts by Dave Blazek
Lost Side of Suburbia by Kory Merritt
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margueritem
said, 12 months ago
That’s some serious halitosis!
Superfrog said, 12 months ago
What an amazing call. Just breath-taking.
Looks a bit like a Rifle Bird, maybe a Shotgun Bird.
pcolli said, 12 months ago
@BTG, yesterday
If anyone wants to they can go to www.youtube.com and search for Glacier Mints and take it from there.
Ice Hole
said, 12 months ago
Strong enough for the paint to peel off from the walls..
Coyoty
said, 12 months ago
Because of his breath, they call him Tuna Can Sam.
Superfrog said, 12 months ago
I shouldn’t criticise anyone with dodgy breath even critters. My own was so bad that it was banned by the Geneva Convention and was almost the subject of UN Sanctions in the 1980’s. It can be so bad that some people won’t talk to me on the phone.
Lynne B
said, 12 months ago
Trivia for the day: in Medieval Wales, it was legal for a woman to divorce her husband on the grounds of bad breath.
Considering how little there was that was considered justification for the “sin” of divorce, what level of bad breath must there have been!
Pacopuddy said, 12 months ago
@Lynne B
No toothpaste, no mouthwash, and a diet of leek and mutton pasties washed down with plague-quality mead . . .
On the other had the BO must have been pretty impressive, too
cleokaya (THE FLASH)
said, 12 months ago
I’ll bet that he’s capable of withering conversation.
LafInLarry
said, 12 months ago
He aracari.
Birders joke. The halatosic bird looks like an aracari – pronounced “are a sorry”.
Smythe Symble said, 12 months ago
@LafInLarry
No; THIS are a Sari:
jmcx4 said, 12 months ago
Don’t think it was wasn’t a breath of fresh air, because it WASN"T.
Say, does anyone remember ‘Tips’? It came in a really small bottle and promised to rectify even the villest of house a toes ess.
Lisa 4romMpls said, 12 months ago
That bird looks like he got a sniff of his own breath!
pcolli said, 12 months ago
@jmcx4
Not in the UK. Since most bad breath comes from the stomach, it seems pretty irrelevant what toothpaste is flavoured with.
Dogs and cats smell of what they eat so I expect birds do too. Imagine a vulture’s breath!
Tame said, 12 months ago
I really wanted to post something witty today but after scrolling past the icons of Unicursal Hexagram and LafinLarry, the ensuing epileptic seizures have made any such comment, difficult.