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   margueritem said, 11 months ago

   farts with brains, run fast away!
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   Tame said, 11 months ago

   @BTG from yesterday. “Chlamydia conjunctivitis.” Having recently read “National Geographic’s” sad article “Surrounded” (May, 2012) about the status of the Koala in Australia, I recalled the following… “‘Disease is the other huge issue,’ says veterinarian Jon Hanger,… Hanger has discovered that as much as half of Queensland’s koala population may be affected by the sexually transmitted disease chlamydiosis…50% of the sexually mature females are infertile. … Unlike in humans, chlamydiosis in koalas is often fatal.” Due to this reference in the article, I realized that you were not joking about having contracted the disease, hopefully with no permanent side effects.
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   pcolli said, 11 months ago

   Fart oo much information.
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   Superfrog said, 11 months ago

   I stink, therefore I am.
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   Superfrog said, 11 months ago

   If flatulence was sentient, then it would be endowed with the ability to perceive, to feel and above all to suffer. We would then need to consider whether flatulence should be afforded the same rights of respect and care that we apply to other sentient entities. What then would be the morality of extractor fans?
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   INGSOC said, 11 months ago

   When someone decides to share their windy flatulence, would those lucky few happen to breath in the wasteful particles from the solid mass; or does their underwear filter it….?
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   pcolli said, 11 months ago

   @Superfrog

   Or in his case, I am therefore I stink.
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   Superfrog said, 11 months ago

   @pcolli

   You’re probably right. Common scents would suggest that existence precedes emanation and Monty Python stated that “Rene Descartes was a drunken fart”.
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   Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 11 months ago

   introspective digestive by-products?
   i shutter to think whats next.
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    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 11 months ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    …pondering poop?
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    Happy, happy, happy!!! said, 11 months ago

    @Happy, happy, happy!!!

    …urine with a yearning?
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    GoodQuestion said, 11 months ago

    Like a balloon, it could be punctured with a flatu-lance . . .
    .
    It has been said that a fart is sharper than any knife as it can cut through fabric without making a hole …☻
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    Lisa 4romMpls said, 11 months ago

    Must be a male fart, everyone knows that female farts smell like roses :-)
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    pcolli said, 11 months ago

    @Lisa 4romMpls

    I suggest you visit a nose doctor.
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    BTG said, 11 months ago

    @margueritem

    Yes, Marg, I see someone born to abuse Bernoulli’s principle.
    : )
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