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1. 

   margueritem said, 12 months ago

   Use it once, and bad breath will be the least of your worries.
2. 

   Superfrog said, 12 months ago

   Remember to exorcise after every meal.
3. 

   Smythe Symble said, 12 months ago

   Contains an element besides Toothpaste, but let’s not get in the details.
4. 

   JohnnyDiego said, 12 months ago

   “Look, Ma. No cavities!”

   
5. 

   pcolli said, 12 months ago

   @JohnnyDiego

   This is what happens after EXTREME french kissing
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   pcolli said, 12 months ago

   Now you, too, can experience breath like an eternal spring morning in a Nordic pine forest. Just sign your soul into His Satanic Majesty’s care and we will send you a free sample of BBB by next day delivery.

   (Not guaranteed to make your breath smell like a Nordic pine forest. Known to cause internal voices and malign tendencies.)
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   cleokaya (THE FLASH) said, 12 months ago

   Tastes like hell.
8. 

   sandflea said, 12 months ago

   For a Gleeming smile.
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   BTG said, 12 months ago

   If oral cleanliness is next to minty godliness, then halitosis is next to hellaciousness.
   BTG
10. 

    BTG said, 12 months ago

    @Superfrog

    Very clever Superpun!
    : )
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    BTG said, 12 months ago

    @margueritem

    I’m not sure spearmint salvation would be such a bad thing, Marg.
    : )
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    BTG said, 12 months ago

    @Smythe Symble

    Oooh, the fifth element, perhaps?
    : )
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    BTG said, 12 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Oh MY God That Is Awful!!!
    A compelling argument against high-powered electric toothbrushes if ever I saw one!
    : )
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    BTG said, 12 months ago

    @pcolli

    Ha hah – very nice, Caveman of Letters.
    : )
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    BTG said, 12 months ago

    @pcolli

    Mmmm, Nordic voices!
    Nothing like a pine-scented vodka-fueled knife-fight with a death-metal soundtrack to freshen one’s breath.
    : )
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