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1. 

   margueritem said, about 1 year ago

   Ain’t touching this one…
2. 

   omQ R said, about 1 year ago

   Nor as a phytophile.
3. 

   pcolli said, about 1 year ago

   That is NOT a carrot sharpener!
4. 

   Superfrog said, about 1 year ago

   It’s not the farmer’s fault. Obviously the donkey is facing the wrong way.
   If you replace “farmer” with “manager” or “politician” you can see the stick & carrot strategy being misapplied just like this everywhere.
5. 

   BTG said, about 1 year ago

   Clearly motivational speaking is a more subtle art-form than I had imagined. I tip my hat to self-appointed life coaches everywhere.
6. 

   BTG said, about 1 year ago

   @omQ R

   Abstruse, yes, but amusing nonetheless, omQ R.
   : )
7. 

   BTG said, about 1 year ago

   @margueritem

   If you change your mind, please make sure to wash your hands afterwards.
   : )
8. 

   BTG said, about 1 year ago

   @pcolli

   The jury is still out on that function, PColli.
   : )
9. 

   BTG said, about 1 year ago

   @Superfrog

   My thoughts exactly, Superpun. Nay, the very essence of this joke. You are hereby a genius, and I the much admired friend of a genius.
   : )
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    pcolli said, about 1 year ago

    @BTG

    Re yesterday: It’s far too late to think about that now….although, in hindsight, I’d probably do it all again (except for one bit, but I’d need a plain brown envelope to tell you what it was).
11. 

    JohnnyDiego said, about 1 year ago

    @Superfrog

    If you replace “farmer” with “manager” or “politician”
    
    I can think of something more permanent that could be used to plug the ass hole.
12. 

    pcolli said, about 1 year ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Obviously your mind isn’t as depraved as mine, because that just conjures up things that the animal welfare people would take you to court for.
    -————————————————————————————-
    I know you meant something totally unoffensive because your forehead doesn’t have those numbers tatooed on it.
13. 

    Goom & Toki said, about 1 year ago

    Yep, sure enough looks like a Democrat.
14. 

    Gaijinrabbit said, about 1 year ago

    This is obviously a secret military project. First the donkey threatens the enemy with the big stick whilst softly braying and, as the enemy is convulsed in laughter, the donkey performs a 180° maneuver, determines distance and trajectory via an implanted GPS computer chip and fires its CRAP (Carrot-like Reversing Artillery Projectile).

    They are still trying to work out how to prevent the secondary ejecta.
15. 

    Stagger Lee said, about 1 year ago

    A "Pin The Carrot On The Donkey " game gone wrong.
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