The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 23, 2014
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Transcript:
The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom Gladys: I'd like a dozen donuts, please. Saleswoman: What types of donuts would you like in your dozen? Gladys: Let's see...I'll have one glazed, one chocolate glazed, one Boston cream... Gladys: One powdered sugar, one maple frosted, one jelly filled, one vanilla cream, one chocolate cream, one blueberry, one cinnamon... Gladys: One banana cream and one strawberry frosted with sprinkles! Saleswoman: You just ordered one of each kind of donut we have - why didn't you just say "Give me one of everything"? Gladys: I was afraid that would sound too decadent.
