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The Born Loser

By Art and Chip Sansom
Jun 1, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Arnie: Hey, Thorny! Headed for the golf course? 
Arnie: You've got to try these Ka-Bam golf balls I just bought! 
Brutus: I've seen their ads - they make unbelievable claims about increasing the distance of your drives! 
Arnie: I know - that's what I thought, too! But I tried them and the claims are true! 
Arnie: Here - try one of mine. Your drives will go twenty percent farther! 
Brutus: No thanks, Arnie. Those golf balls aren't suited to my game...
Brutus: I'd never find my stray tee-shots if they went twenty percent deeper into the woods!
Jun 3, 2013
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