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May 18, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Arnie: Hey, Thorny!
Arnie: So, you got a home security system? I saw the sign in your yard. 
Brutus: Actually, I only have the sign - Wastrel Gravesite sold it to me. 
Arnie: What good does the sign do, without the system? 
Brutus: Wastrel said just putting the sign in your yard deters thieves from going near your property! 
Arnie: Oh, he did, did he? Since when did he start working for a security company? 
Brutus: He didn't. He said he found the sign on somebody's lawn on Oak Street!
May 20, 2013
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