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May 11, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Wilberforce: Hi, Pop! Need some help? 
Brutus: Why are you outside? Have you finished your homework? 
Wilberforce: Not yet. 
Brutus: Why not? I told you to get it done! 
Wilberforce: I know, but I've been working on it for hours!
Brutus: No, you haven't - I just sent you in an hour ago! 
Wilberforce: Well, it's gonna take forever - there must be ninety questions!
Brutus: Your exaggerations are becoming a bad habit! I want you to stop this instant!
Brutus: Wilberforce has been stretching the truth too much, lately! I don't know where he picked up such bad behavior! 
Brutus: I've told him a million times not to exaggerate!
May 13, 2013
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