Mar 2, 2013
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Brutus: Hi, Arnie! 
Arnie: Hey there, Brutus! 
Arnie: Where have you been keeping yourself lately? 
Brutus: I've been laying low, trying to avoid anyone who might be sick. 
Arnie: Oh, yeah, that flu bug is really going around! 
Brutus: Right, and I just can't afford to get sick right now! 
Arnie: Oh, do you have an important project coming up at work? 
Brutus: No - my vacation starts tomorrow!
Mar 4, 2013
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    Aussie Down Under  about 5 years ago

    Be afraid, be very afraid because germs don’t take holidays.

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    chizzel  about 5 years ago

    Murphys law will enact itself.

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    RonaldDavis  about 5 years ago

    If his holiday involves air travel, that is a further risk factor, because at high altitudes air is an expensive commodity, and therefore the airlines make all the passengers share a minimal quantity.

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    Plods with Beer (did I mention beer?) GC Insider about 5 years ago


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    miqq1234  about 5 years ago

    i gave up on vacations years ago because i always felt worse after i came home than before i left

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    Perkycat  about 5 years ago

    Just drink some of your nuclear coffee. Too bad you can’t use sick time to add to your vacation if you are actually sick.

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    danlarios  about 5 years ago

    aah choooo!

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    LV1951  about 5 years ago

    Gesundheit y’all!

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    barb_herb  about 5 years ago

    lying low, please

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