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Feb 24, 2013
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Mr. Veeblefester: There are so many spelling errors in this report, I can barely understand it! 
Mr. Veeblefester: Don't you know how to proofread your writing before submitting it? 
Brutus: If I could tell which words I mispelled when I proof-read, I would have spelled them correctly in the first place.
Feb 26, 2013
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    curmudgeon68  over 4 years ago

    Good point.

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    gijoe76  over 4 years ago

    Never proof read your own work.

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    Daniel Aplet  over 4 years ago

    he does make a point.if you cant spell in the first place proofreading has no purpose.

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    Mneedle  over 4 years ago

    How do you spell “incongruences”?

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    billtomlinson442  over 4 years ago

    Typing in Word can make it so misspelled words are automatically colored. Also try typing your word into google and it will suggest corrections to. The major mistakes it doesn’t catch our the mistakes made when you spell another correct word but not the won you mean. hehe

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    guswild  over 4 years ago

    exactitally

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    danlarios  over 4 years ago

    a good example of a brain put in backwards at birth

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    Nun'Ya Bidness  over 4 years ago

    Words that sound alike but are spelt different:I, EyeSee, SeaYou, EweSpell check doesn’t youzu-ly catch words like these. Then again, spell check wants to put different words down when I’m writing, and not watching its green highlighted words.

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    Josh Lyons  over 4 years ago

    Some of these cartoonists need how to “proof-draw”! LOL.

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    billtomlinson442  over 4 years ago

    I think truecanadianliberal was just declaring his Canadian-ness with “coloured/coloried” correction

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    billtomlinson442  over 4 years ago

    Another version: Owed two a spell check her.I have a spelling check her, 
It came with my pee sea. 
It plane lee marks four my revue
 Miss steaks aye can knot sea.Eye ran this poem threw it,
 Your sure reel glad two no.
 Its vary polished in it’s weigh.
 My checker tolled me sew.A checker is a bless sing, 
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
 It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
 And aides me when eye rime.Each frays come posed up on my screen 
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
 The checker pours o’er every word
 To cheque sum spelling rule.Bee fore a veiling checker’s
 Hour spelling mite decline. 
And if we’re lacks oar have a laps,
 We wood bee maid too wine.Butt now bee cause my spelling
 Is checked with such grate flare,
 Their are know fault’s with in my cite, 
Of nun eye yam a wear.Now spelling does knot phase me, 
It does knot bring a tier.
 My pay purrs awl due glad den 
With wrapped word’s fare as hear.To rite with care is quite a feet
 Of witch won should bee proud,
 And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
 Sew flaw’s are knot aloud.Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
 Such soft wear four pea seas,
 And why eye brake in two averse
 Buy righting want too pleas.

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