The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. pouncingtiger

    pouncingtiger said, 3 months ago

    LOL!

  2. margueritem

    margueritem said, 3 months ago

    Very good!

  3. kaecispop

    kaecispop said, 3 months ago

    Shades of Jack Benny, what in the place of the date of birth on her birth certificate – a hole?

  4. Prof danglais

    Prof danglais said, 3 months ago

    If grandma Gargle’s birthday was next Thursday, she may have only had 15 birthdays, like me. My next birthday’s not until 2016.

  5. chasm_b

    chasm_b said, 3 months ago

    @Prof danglais

    So on the Leap Year assumption she’d have been around for 140 years. I’m thinking it only feels that way to those around her ;-)

  6. whmIII

    whmIII said, 3 months ago

    Carbon dating…

  7. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 3 months ago

    If Wilberforce knows his mother’s age and then thinks about grandma’s age when he goes to the calculator to subtract them he is going to be shocked.

  8. truecanadianliberal

    truecanadianliberal said, 3 months ago

    In dog years she would be 273.

  9. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 3 months ago

    Ole’ Jack Benny was born on Valentines day..
    A little fun trivia about that 39th B-Day bit
    http://www.otrcat.com/jack-benny-annual-39th-birthday-collection-p-49891.html

  10. Bobzilla

    Bobzilla said, 3 months ago

    I’m as old as my hair and a little older than my teeth and that’s all I’m gonna say.

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