The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. artybee

    artybee said, 7 months ago

    Now that’s the world’s oldest gag.

  2. KA7DRE

    KA7DRE said, 7 months ago

    Uri Geller would be proud.

  3. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 7 months ago

    Hate to take this political (but non-partisan), but once upon a time, I’d only drink “election-strength” coffee twice a year.
    I was the judge of elections at my local polling place. In Pennsylvania, our polls are open from 7:00 AM – 8:00 PM. The judge has to be there at 6:30 to get the machines ready (when I started, they were mechanical machines that had to be cranked about 150x to raise the machines into position) and fill out paperwork.
    Afterwards, we election officials (myself, a majority inspector, a minority inspector, a minority inspector’s clerk, a machine operator and a constable, appointed by the local constable) had to read all the counters on the back of the machine, transcribe them to the paperwork, post results, and then I had to drive to the county seat with all the paperwork.
    By that time, it was 10:00 PM, and then I had to make an appearance at the local county party’s after-party. By the time I got home, it was past midnight!

  4. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 7 months ago

    Yes, it WAS the county seat. The Bucks County courthouse, when viewed from the air, has a strong resemblance to a toilet. I swear that place is built like a brick (out)house! ;-)

  5. Knightman

    Knightman said, 7 months ago

    He must of got some of Doc’s Nuclear Coffee!

  6. kaecispop

    kaecispop said, 7 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    I would not call this comment political. Instead it shows a part of the large amount of work that is done to insure that we still have the ability to exercise our right ( and responsibility) to vote and participate in our government. Regretfully, not enough people participate by voting.

  7. whmIII

    whmIII said, 7 months ago

    Running out of material, are we…

  8. Allan

    Allan said, 7 months ago

    Doctor Toon’s Coffee makes yet another unnamed appearance on GoComics! L

  9. Jeff0811

    Jeff0811 said, 7 months ago

    Makes you wonder how long the cup will last.

  10. bmonk

    bmonk said, 7 months ago

    @Jeff0811

    It depends whether he got an unobtanium cup or not. He could be in trouble…

  11. Josh  Lyons

    Josh Lyons said, 7 months ago

    Gee Doctor Toon, change the quality!

  12. boldyuma

    boldyuma said, 7 months ago

    Three Stooges gag (1935 Columbia short) was one of the

    first times I saw this gag…woo..woo ..woo .woo

  13. JayJayYay

    JayJayYay said, 7 months ago

    LOL!

  14. truecanadianliberal

    truecanadianliberal said, 7 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    I am very sorry (and very worried) that you Americans are still using machines that can be hacked by Republican computer hackers (Democrats believe in fair elections) to skew or distort the results as was done in 2000 and 2004, Ashburn. Surely this practice has been proven faulty?

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