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   Bargrove said, 8 months ago

   Was he carping on something? Where was he on the scales? Can you loan me a fin? Did he have baited breath. Sorry folks, as you can see I’m hooked.
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   AshburnStadium said, 8 months ago

   @Bargrove

   Not tonight. I have a haddock! (I had to say that for the halibut)
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   AshburnStadium said, 8 months ago

   By the way, I once worked for a Scottish-run seafood smokehouse near Philadelphia that actually made “holy mackerel.”
   I went to a South Philly fish market one day to pick up some mackerel for my company to smoke, and a wiseguy (not to be confused with a Mafiosi, also found in South Philly) asked me if it was holy.
   I told him, “Yes, it’s kosher!”
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   whmIII said, 8 months ago

   Somebody slap that little twerp…
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   LadyLavendar said, 8 months ago

   This is probably the best compliment she’s ever given to him.
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   iced tea said, 8 months ago

   That child is no angelfish!
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   lily245pj said, 8 months ago

   That about sums it up.
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   Bobzilla said, 8 months ago

   @Bargrove

   Baited breath? Is that what you get from eating sushi?
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   Jeff0811 said, 8 months ago

   With a nickname like ‘Hurricane’, Hattie will probably have enough of her own problems without meddling in the personal lives of others. “Hattie, I hear your mother calling you. You need to go, now.”
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    K M said, 8 months ago

    “There was something fishy about that character. He was a Pisces working for scale.” -Groucho Marx
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    truecanadianliberal said, 8 months ago

    @Bargrove

    I won’t get cod making more fish jokes! Besides, that last one smelt. Someone is bound to perch you of all future references to fish. I’d yell at you myself but I don’t want you to go hard of herring. And then you’d sound kike a bitterling idiot.
    Sorry, chum. That was crappie of me.
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    MagicFan said, 8 months ago

    @truecanadianliberal

    Don’t you mean carppie of me?
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