The Born Loser by Chip Sansom

The Born Loser

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  1. J K

    J K said, 8 months ago

    Someone is 2 seconds away from a Chili reaction…

  2. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 8 months ago

    I’m surprised that the canning company didn’t reduce the can to 18 ounces!

  3. AshburnStadium

    AshburnStadium said, 8 months ago

    Orange juice has been reduced from 64 to 59 ounces, and peanut butter has been reduced by many companies from 18 ounces to 16.3 ounces.
    I feel that when a company resizes their containers, they should just follow the liquor manufacturers and make all of their sizes an even metric number to conform with the rest of the world.
    Wine and spirits bottles are 750 ml, 1 liter, 1.5 liters (wine) or 1.75 liters (spirits). Jug wine is sold in 3 or 4-liter jugs. Box wines are usually 3 or 5 liters (I work for PA’s state-owned/operated liquor stores).
    Soda pop is sold in both metric (1, 2 & 3 liters) and U.S. sizes (12 & 20 oz.) as well.

  4. flagfly

    flagfly said, 8 months ago

    Well said, Greek Guy. (smile). I wonder how mr. Loser guy has managed to hang on to his job. What does he do in that office, anyway?

  5. whmIII

    whmIII said, 8 months ago

    Keep him AWAY from the kitchen…

  6. Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? )

    Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 8 months ago

    He can’t help it. He was ‘born’ that way.

  7. RUBBER DUCKY

    RUBBER DUCKY said, 8 months ago

    @ the two “metric” people above……i used to go by centemeters and millimeters, but they grew legs and ran up a tree…

  8. lectricdude

    lectricdude said, 8 months ago

    @

    …so how is it that the money system of the “Holy States” is…metric system based…?

  9. comicnut4636

    comicnut4636 said, 8 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    Oh it’s coming. Just like the old 7 ounce can of tuna that went to 6 ounces then down to 5 ounces, can (no pun intended) it go to 4? Do I hear 4.75?, 4.5?, 4.29??

  10. Donald Williams

    Donald Williams said, 8 months ago

    @AshburnStadium

    I feel that when a company resizes their containers, they should just follow the liquor manufacturers and make all of their sizes an even metric number to conform with the rest of the world.
    -—————————————————————-
    Omigod!
    In Mexico, even though it’s the metric system in effect, the consumer really has to pay attention! It took me about a year to realize that when buying Scotch Whisky I had to look at the label! One might think one is getting a bargain until one realizes that the bottle might contain only 700ml instead of 750ml!!!
    Smiley
    And various soft drinks might be bottled as 400ml instead of 500ml (1/2L). Or 600ml.
    .
    I’ve even purchased tequila in 695ml bottles and 990ml bottles (thinking the latter was a liter) and rum in 375ml bottles.
    .
    The consumer must always be cautious here.
    Smiley

  11. comicsssfan

    comicsssfan said, 8 months ago

    Then it’s tv dinners instead.

  12. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 8 months ago

    @

    Oh get over yo bad self, dishrag.

  13. Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Penny Robinson Fan Club said, 8 months ago

    @Penny Robinson Fan Club

    Just out of curiosity, can you tell me how many countries voluntarily adopted The Metric System just because the loved it so much, thought it was the greatest thing since sliced bread, and embraced it enthusiastically entirely as a popular movement?

    I mean, as opposed to some government bureaucrats deciding it was “for everyone’s own good” and imposing it by decree.

    …just curious.

  14. Rosie M

    Rosie M said, 8 months ago

    well in Canada which is of course a democracy.. they just ‘told’ us it was changing… less paperwork there… no voting as to many things the gov’t does… democracy at it’s best.. yeah right.

  15. iced tea

    iced tea said, 8 months ago

    Off the record, the chili will be a little more tastier with a little more tomatoes.

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