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   frerrick said, over 1 year ago

   Incredible!! I’ve never met anyone who isn’t properly awake until the first cup of coffee has been drunk. First time I’ve seen anyone who goes to sleep after the first coffee though………….
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   Knightman said, over 1 year ago

   He has to finish the first cup, I hope.
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   sfreader1 said, over 1 year ago

   I don’t drink coffee any more, but when I did, it never made a difference on how awake I was. I think it is just something that has been said so long that people believe it.
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   whmIII said, over 1 year ago

   Rancid curdled his cream…
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   battycomic said, over 1 year ago

   That coffee must be decaf.
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   Robin Holloway said, over 1 year ago

   Coffee is the LAST thing I would drink to kick start my morning,my drink of choice is Diet Pepsi
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   RUBBER DUCKY said, over 1 year ago

   My next door neighbor drinks 2 cups of coffee before going to bed……i never understood that…. he says it make him run away faster in his nightmares….but i never understood that, either…..
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   Jkiss said, over 1 year ago

   Are you by chance a morning person who woke up on the wrong side of the bed?
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   boldyuma said, over 1 year ago

   Coffee does not work on Narcoleptics.
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    whmIII said, over 1 year ago

    @Jkiss

    ANY side would have been wrong…
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    piratejethro said, over 1 year ago

    My wife wakes, up, drinks a POT of coffee, then goes back to sleep….
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