The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for November 06, 2010
Transcript:
Hattie says, "Why does celebrating your birthday have you so down?" Brutus says, "Because, if I'm like the average man, I now have less than twenty-five years left!" Hattie says, "Look on the bright side- if you were like the average collie, you would already have been gone for twenty-five years!"