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   LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

   Seems there’s one on this street. Can they be saved? Is there any hope? Will this become a new trend? Oh dear once again the different is hip. We are all doomed!
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   Hey, at 5 feet tall, I should get one of those face lift!
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   A relative of mine got some face work done, at at the right angle, you can see the skin tightened behind here ears – eww!
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   Arianne said, 6 months ago

   Well, on one hand, it took care of the turkey neck. But on the other hand… giraffe neck? Thanks for the heads up!
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   chromosome said, 6 months ago

   @Lisa 4romMpls

   I’m not much taller than that. I’d love to be taller. If this worked, at least I’d be able to see better, even if I still couldn’t reach things.
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   LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

   Oh that right! How do you wash your hair, eat, brush your teeth?
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   Arianne said, 6 months ago

   @LadyLavendar

   Good question! And it makes me think of T-Rexes, which Timothy does so well. Can’t you see them losing their teeth to tooth decay because they can’t brush and floss? Dino dentures! Which, of course, they can’t put in!
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @LadyLavendar

   Perhaps… but it will be easier to keep our heads above water.
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @Lisa 4romMpls

   5 ft tall?! Bashful! Is that you? [Kidding] After too much plastic surgery you never know if it’s a dimple or a belly button.
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @Arianne

   And think of the make out sessions… heavy necking!
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    Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

    @chromosome

    A periscope is cheaper! & Stilts r less evasive
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    Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

    @LadyLavendar

    With a ladder?
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    Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

    @Arianne

    Telescopic Tooth brushes… see your prehistoric dentist today!i
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