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   MelvinLott said, 6 months ago

   Good one, Tim!
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   LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

   Yep, some of them are that bad.
   Knock Knock are however one of my favorite and worst jokes.
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   Love the rubber chicken!!
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   Lisa 4romMpls said, 6 months ago

   Tim, if you don’t use Adobe software, what do you use? Awhile ago when I thought I’d be doing some work, I had to upgrade (buy several versons!) my software – got the set Photophop /
   llustraror & Indesign. I’m afraid to try Indesign! Haven’t had need for Illustrator, and am finding Photoshop to be different, too, And the job – it fizzled after just two newsletters.

   ---

   With a three year-old, it’s hard to find design “playtime” anyway!
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   Arianne said, 6 months ago

   Excellent!!!
   Much more expeditious than having a judge issue a gag order….
   (Reloted Nate says: Gag me with a spoonerism.)
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @MelvinLott

   Thankee ML!
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @LadyLavendar

   I used to perform Knock Knock jokes door to door. :}!
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @Lisa 4romMpls

   Thx L! In some states a comic carrying a concealed Rubber Chicken requires a permit.
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   Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

   @Lisa 4romMpls

   Yes, i’m so giddy about illustrating my ideas that i find it excruciating to stop & endure the adobe learning curve. Plus the program i use gets it done in far less procedures. It is an old photo editing program called Micrografx Picture Publisher. It eventually became ABC Graphic, then Corel… But i remain today still using Micrografx Picture Publishers. Go figger. [Incidentally Kudos for your 3 yr old!]
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    Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

    @Arianne

    Thx A. So would that judge use a squeaky Gavel? Does the Baliff do a pants drop? Does the judge sentence the plaintiff to a hand buzzer? I think todays spoonerisms r considered Sporkerisms.
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    LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Canoe
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come out and play?
    .
    My favorite and works quite well door to door.
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    LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

    My old computer has Corel Draw and I really liked that program. I need to find the disk and instal it on this one, some year. I don’t do newsletters etc anymore so I haven’t had the need.
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    Timothy Simpson said, 6 months ago

    @LadyLavendar

    Y’know… it does take some time & patience… but i have found a lot of free utilities, filters & online editors that have greatly enhanced my art. Like most people, time is my greatest challenge. Painting is so rewarding but currently unrealistic. So i am a big fan of fantastic efx, filters & user friendly programs that bring my art to its full visionary potential.
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    LadyLavendar said, 6 months ago

    @Timothy Simpson

    and such great art too.
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