The Boobiehatch by Timothy Simpson

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  1. MelvinLott

    MelvinLott said, over 1 year ago

    Good one, Tim!

  2. LadyLavendar

    LadyLavendar said, over 1 year ago

    Yep, some of them are that bad.
    Knock Knock are however one of my favorite and worst jokes.

  3. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, over 1 year ago

    Love the rubber chicken!!

  4. Lisa  4romMpls

    Lisa 4romMpls said, over 1 year ago

    Tim, if you don’t use Adobe software, what do you use? Awhile ago when I thought I’d be doing some work, I had to upgrade (buy several versons!) my software – got the set Photophop /
    llustraror & Indesign. I’m afraid to try Indesign! Haven’t had need for Illustrator, and am finding Photoshop to be different, too, And the job – it fizzled after just two newsletters.


    With a three year-old, it’s hard to find design “playtime” anyway!

  5. Arianne

    Arianne said, over 1 year ago

    Excellent!!!
    Much more expeditious than having a judge issue a gag order….
    (Reloted Nate says: Gag me with a spoonerism.)

  6. Timothy Simpson

    Timothy Simpson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @MelvinLott

    Thankee ML!

  7. Timothy Simpson

    Timothy Simpson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @LadyLavendar

    I used to perform Knock Knock jokes door to door. :}!

  8. Timothy Simpson

    Timothy Simpson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Lisa 4romMpls

    Thx L! In some states a comic carrying a concealed Rubber Chicken requires a permit.

  9. Timothy Simpson

    Timothy Simpson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Lisa 4romMpls

    Yes, i’m so giddy about illustrating my ideas that i find it excruciating to stop & endure the adobe learning curve. Plus the program i use gets it done in far less procedures. It is an old photo editing program called Micrografx Picture Publisher. It eventually became ABC Graphic, then Corel… But i remain today still using Micrografx Picture Publishers. Go figger. [Incidentally Kudos for your 3 yr old!]

  10. Timothy Simpson

    Timothy Simpson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Arianne

    Thx A. So would that judge use a squeaky Gavel? Does the Baliff do a pants drop? Does the judge sentence the plaintiff to a hand buzzer? I think todays spoonerisms r considered Sporkerisms.

  11. LadyLavendar

    LadyLavendar said, over 1 year ago

    Knock Knock
    Who’s there
    Canoe
    Canoe who?
    Canoe come out and play?
    .
    My favorite and works quite well door to door.

  12. LadyLavendar

    LadyLavendar said, over 1 year ago

    My old computer has Corel Draw and I really liked that program. I need to find the disk and instal it on this one, some year. I don’t do newsletters etc anymore so I haven’t had the need.

  13. Timothy Simpson

    Timothy Simpson GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @LadyLavendar

    Y’know… it does take some time & patience… but i have found a lot of free utilities, filters & online editors that have greatly enhanced my art. Like most people, time is my greatest challenge. Painting is so rewarding but currently unrealistic. So i am a big fan of fantastic efx, filters & user friendly programs that bring my art to its full visionary potential.

  14. LadyLavendar

    LadyLavendar said, over 1 year ago

    @Timothy Simpson

    and such great art too.

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