Thatababy by Paul Trap for December 13, 2015

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dad: i have a new bedtime story for you! the debate raged in brendan's clubhouse...would santa really leave a kid absolutely zero presents if he wasn't so good? they decided to put santa to the test. one of them would be deliberately bad, and if santa did indeed skip his house on christmas night, the rest of the boys promised they would share their gifts! brendan drew the short straw! so, young master mcbloom went home and immediately began his reign of terror. he peanut buttered the shag carpet in the living room! he fed his homework to the neighbors' emu! he took the family photo album and gave everyone a monobrow and a soul patch! and just for good measure, on christmas eve brendan knocked over the tree before heading to bed! alone in his room, a chill raced through brendan's bones...how could he have been so terrible to his family and to santa? dad: does santa visit brendan's house? we'll find out next sunday! thatababy: gah! cliff-hanger!