That New Carl Smell by Carl Skanberg

That New Carl Smell

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  1. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 3 months ago

    The text on the phone from his daughter. “Dad, I have eloped with the man that you can’t stand. We are going to be living in our new house on the coast in Australia. Bye.”

  2. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 3 months ago

    Upon reading what his daughter said, dad formulated a plan. That loser she eloped with was going to be shark food.

  3. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 3 months ago

    Dad has made trip to Australia to surprise them with a gift. He bought a boat and is going to take them fishing. He explained to his daughter that he and his new son-in-law need to get to know each other better, so they will go fishing alone.

  4. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 3 months ago

    His daughter is very happy to see her dad, but is wondering why he wants to go fishing alone with her husband. She knows her dad doesn’t like him. Being a little worried, she rents another boat and doesn’t tell her dad.

  5. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 3 months ago

    Dad and her husband went out to fish. His daughter had on a wig and old clothes. Her dad didn’t recognize her as she watched with binoculars. She didn’t trust her dad anymore.

  6. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 3 months ago

    She watched from the other side of where her dad and her husband were fishing. Suddenly, she saw her dad push her husband over the side. She started the outboard and started towards the boat. Her dad saw her and got a scared look in his eyes.

  7. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 2 months ago

    She pulled up and pulled her husband out of the water. Her dad tried to explain that her husband slipped. His daughter didn’t believe him. Both of them left her dad where he was. He would never be welcome in her home again. He knew it and decided to end it. He jumped overboard and started swimming out to sea. He didn’t get far before the sharks got him. His daughter didn’t miss him. The end.

  8. HectorGonzalez

    HectorGonzalez said, 2 months ago

    Or… He could just be scrolling through pictures of his grandchildren.

  9. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 2 months ago

    @HectorGonzalez

    He must have a million grandchildren. Either that, or he died and didn’t fall over.

  10. Retired Dude

    Retired Dude said, 2 months ago

    He’s just trying to text Carl Skanberg to find out when the next friggin’ cartoon will appear.

  11. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 2 months ago

    His battery must be dead. Along with this strip.

  12. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 2 months ago

    The undertaker has been called to bury him before he stinks up the whole house.

  13. Kaffekup

    Kaffekup said, 2 months ago

    How’s that novel coming, Katina? :-)

  14. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 2 months ago

    I might as well start that novel now, considering that this strip isn’t going anywhere. His daughter, we’ll call her Sheila, Has pulled her husband out of the water. There is no sign of her father. But, they know he’s dead. They see blood on the water and sharks are in the area.

  15. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 2 months ago

    Sheila and her husband, Scott, now think that her Father has been eaten by the the sharks. They don’t see him anywhere. They aren’t waiting around for any other tourists to come around. They start the outboard and head for shore.

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