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   margueritem said, 4 months ago

   Have we seen this guy before? Those tight pants look familiar…
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   SusanSunshine said, 4 months ago

   Marg….. you gotta stay away from the waterfront!
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   win said, 4 months ago

   Those spanx look painted on, thank goodness his legs are crossed.
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   Linguist said, 4 months ago

   " Does my tailor really expect me to pay this bill ? "
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   Mark Shanks said, 4 months ago

   Cap did not realize when he signed on to dance the Nutcracker that the tights would be that tight.
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   orinoco womble said, 4 months ago

   And he was expected to ride in em, too!
   No wonder he’s holding a “Dear Joao” letter…
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   seyleigh said, 4 months ago

   @Mark Shanks

   Yeah, they’re real nut squeezers.
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   pcolli said, 4 months ago

   He has to cross his legs, the tailor forgot to insert the cod piece. He’s so embarrassed.
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   JohnnyDiego said, 4 months ago

   @pcolli

   “There are evils worse than death.”

   — James Fenimore Cooper, The Last of the Mohicans
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    Dogsniff said, 4 months ago

    Wonder how many times the enemy mistook those for surrender.
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    PICTO said, 4 months ago

    @margueritem

    “Have we seen this guy before? Those tight pants look familiar…”
    He’s an offensive end with the Patriots…
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    pcolli said, 4 months ago

    @JohnnyDiego

    Worse evils than death?….I’ll say.
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    pcolli said, 4 months ago

    @PICTO

    Seen one guy in tight leggings with a baggy crutch; seen ’em all.
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    vwdualnomand said, 4 months ago

    do spanx work?
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    masterskrain said, 4 months ago

    @Mark Shanks

    Why do you think they call it “The Nutcracker”??
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