Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, 4 months ago

    “Uhh….I had no knowledge of …Uhhh … and was not informed of…Uhhh…..anything”.
    Next question!

  2. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 4 months ago

    It was a mistake to let NORAD track him, this ending was unavoidable ;-)

  3. Enoki

    Enoki said, 4 months ago

    PETA ain’t got nothin’ on Greenpeace this year for creepy and… just wrong…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr2LCTdIzd4

  4. jrmerm

    jrmerm said, 4 months ago

    Santa was one of the first to employ intrusive surveillance. Remember, he “knows if you’ve been bad or good”. He also knows if you are sleeping or awake. And so on. Not to mention the threatening unattended packages he leaves in homes. After breaking and entering.

  5. Rx71Wm29

    Rx71Wm29 GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    Note the sign in the upper right of the toon. Ted must think that our modern day Santa Claus is based on “Nikolaos” of Myra.

  6. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 4 months ago

    @Enoki

    Yes, extremists can be quite disturbing regardless of whose side they claim to be on.

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 4 months ago

    Seems to me the fanatics in our govt are the scary creepy ones.

  8. cjr53

    cjr53 said, 4 months ago

    When I was 3 or 4 years old, I worried Santa would not come and leave presents, we did have a fireplace, therefore no chimney. When I was 5, it no longer mattered, I knew Santa was imaginary, and for the little children.

  9. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    @jrmerm

    The reason why is ‘Santa’ is your parents.
    I figured this out at 6 as ’Santa’s handwriting was perfect match to my parents handwring

  10. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    @David

    Yes

  11. Tigger

    Tigger GoComics PRO Member said, 4 months ago

    @cjr53

    So, you had a fake Fireplace?

    How can you have a real fireplace with no chimney?

  12. Jase99

    Jase99 said, 4 months ago

    @Tigger

    It appears that he inadvertently omitted the word “not.” In answer to your question, most modern sealed natural gas fire places do not require a chimney. They are designed so that they can be vented directly outside through the wall.

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