Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    It could NEVER happen!
    Darth Cheney HAS no soul…

  2. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Good one, Ted. That last line from Vice is a riot.

    The backstory: Doctors Disabled Wireless In Cheney’s Pacemaker to Thwart Hackers

    Fortunately for old Dick, he had good health insurance. Five heart attacks, multiple surgeries… I wonder what the out of pocket cost was on that.

  3. Darsan54

    Darsan54 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    DC can only be killed by driving a wooden stake thru his heart, cut his head off, stuff the mouth with garlic, burn the remains to ashes and scatter them on moving water, such as a stream or river. That is how the undead are killed.

  4. emptc12

    emptc12 said, 9 months ago

    Cheney reminds me of the character Peredonov in THE PETTY DEMON, by Fedor Sologub — evil in a banal and sullen way. Intelligent in a dark and empty way.

  5. eepatt

    eepatt said, 9 months ago

    One of your best, Ted!

    I’m really conflicted in my feelings about The(his real first name) Dick Cheney. One one hand, I want him to live long enough to travel to the Hague. At the same time, I hope to live long enough to pi$$ on his grave. (Even though I hate standing in long lines.)

  6. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, 9 months ago

    Wow! Almost every other cartoon today was either the ACA computer problems or the Tea Party shutdown hurting the Republicans. Mr Rall actually has a clever, unique cartoon.


    It’s easy to see why decent newspapers like the New York Times banned him.

  7. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, 9 months ago

    and, dick cheney is a draft dodger 5 times.

  8. Enoki

    Enoki said, 9 months ago

    I’d bet dinner with the Cheneys would be far more entertaining than dinner with the Obamas….

  9. Enoki

    Enoki said, 9 months ago

    @vwdualnomand

    Not to defend Mr. Cheney in any way, you do know that between 30 and 50% of all persons drafted in previous US military drafts were rejected for service on a variety of reasons.

  10. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @Enoki

    ^^ Well, Cheney doesn’t need defending just because he’s a ChickenHawk.
    -
    After all, IT’S OKAY IF A REPUBLICAN DOES IT.

  11. echoraven

    echoraven said, 9 months ago

    I enjoyed this and yet feeling guilty that I think it’s funny…

  12. mattro53

    mattro53 said, 9 months ago

    @skipcarlsen

    “…defend homosexuality which VP Cheney does, too!” If I remember correctly, The Dick did not do so until his daughter came out. Typical tightie rightie hypocrite. Take a hard line position on an issue until it affects you personally.

  13. mskemple

    mskemple said, 9 months ago

    A boatload of hatred for our former Veep , all coming from people who advocate a better more loving world . Now you know why we call you libs hypocrites so much of the time – because you are! Anyone can hate their enemies , only an enlightened one can forgive them!

  14. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, 9 months ago

    This was very funny Ted! First time i ever felt compassion for the jihadists :-)

  15. martens misses all her friends

    martens misses all her friends GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    @mskemple

    I have thought about your point carefully. It is not that I hate Cheney nor is he my enemy.However, I find it, at this point, impossible to forgive him for what he did to us all. Think about it. GW Bush trusted him enough to agree with him that he should be tje VP. I feel it likely that Bush felt his experience would be helpful, but I think by the end of Bush’s first term he was already somewhat disillusioned with Cheney and what Cheney had done to his administration, but did not know how to dump him. Rumsfeld, Cheney’s big buddy, he did dump which was a good thing for all of us. So don’t expect that we will have any good to say about him. I am also fairly sure he doesn’t give a damn about what any of us inferior serfs think about him. So what should I forgive him for? Getting the country in a mess economically and militarily? What about that conservative virtue of taking responsibility for one’s own actions? He has said that he regrets nothing which says to me that he takes no responsibility for his actions. Sorry. I will not forgive until I see some contrition from him.

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