Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    It could NEVER happen!
    Darth Cheney HAS no soul…

  2. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    Good one, Ted. That last line from Vice is a riot.

    The backstory: Doctors Disabled Wireless In Cheney’s Pacemaker to Thwart Hackers

    Fortunately for old Dick, he had good health insurance. Five heart attacks, multiple surgeries… I wonder what the out of pocket cost was on that.

  3. Darsan54

    Darsan54 said, over 1 year ago

    DC can only be killed by driving a wooden stake thru his heart, cut his head off, stuff the mouth with garlic, burn the remains to ashes and scatter them on moving water, such as a stream or river. That is how the undead are killed.

  4. emptc12

    emptc12 said, over 1 year ago

    Cheney reminds me of the character Peredonov in THE PETTY DEMON, by Fedor Sologub — evil in a banal and sullen way. Intelligent in a dark and empty way.

  5. eepatt

    eepatt said, over 1 year ago

    One of your best, Ted!

    I’m really conflicted in my feelings about The(his real first name) Dick Cheney. One one hand, I want him to live long enough to travel to the Hague. At the same time, I hope to live long enough to pi$$ on his grave. (Even though I hate standing in long lines.)

  6. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, over 1 year ago

    Wow! Almost every other cartoon today was either the ACA computer problems or the Tea Party shutdown hurting the Republicans. Mr Rall actually has a clever, unique cartoon.

    It’s easy to see why decent newspapers like the New York Times banned him.

  7. vwdualnomand

    vwdualnomand said, over 1 year ago

    and, dick cheney is a draft dodger 5 times.

  8. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 1 year ago

    I’d bet dinner with the Cheneys would be far more entertaining than dinner with the Obamas….

  9. Enoki

    Enoki said, over 1 year ago


    Not to defend Mr. Cheney in any way, you do know that between 30 and 50% of all persons drafted in previous US military drafts were rejected for service on a variety of reasons.

  10. braindead08

    braindead08 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago


    ^^ Well, Cheney doesn’t need defending just because he’s a ChickenHawk.

  11. echoraven

    echoraven said, over 1 year ago

    I enjoyed this and yet feeling guilty that I think it’s funny…

  12. ahab

    ahab GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    I hope Cheney lives until his flesh hangs off him like a Shar pei dog. A bonus would be living near Jeb Bush who can keep him on life support like Terri Shiavo for another 50 years or so.

  13. mattro53

    mattro53 said, over 1 year ago


    “…defend homosexuality which VP Cheney does, too!” If I remember correctly, The Dick did not do so until his daughter came out. Typical tightie rightie hypocrite. Take a hard line position on an issue until it affects you personally.

  14. mskemple

    mskemple said, over 1 year ago

    A boatload of hatred for our former Veep , all coming from people who advocate a better more loving world . Now you know why we call you libs hypocrites so much of the time – because you are! Anyone can hate their enemies , only an enlightened one can forgive them!

  15. MortyForTyrant

    MortyForTyrant said, over 1 year ago

    This was very funny Ted! First time i ever felt compassion for the jihadists :-)

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