Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. Loco deSane

    Loco deSane said, about 1 year ago

    ummmm….stop taking your meds?

  2. phredturner

    phredturner said, about 1 year ago

    Maybe should have left this one in your personal file and not published…just sayin.

  3. Michael wme

    Michael wme said, about 1 year ago

    The 14th Amendment: “All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.”

    From its passage until sometime in the 20th century, this clearly excluded East Asians, since, even inside the US, they remained subject to the jurisdiction of their own countries. Eventually, the dimlibs on the Supreme Court extended citizenship to East Asians, who are now getting unusually high scores on college entrance examinations and causing problems for decent WASPs.

    Basically, we need to say that non-citizens who have babies are still under the jurisdiction of the nation from whence they came, so their children do not qualify, thereby eliminating the anchor babies.

    Next, citizens who are members of unwanted ethnic groups can be declared under the jurisdiction of any other country.

    And clearly no Roman Catholic is a citizen, since they are all under the jurisdiction of the Vatican.

    If the government would just follow the Constitution, we could get rid of at least 40% of the US population that are undesirables.

  4. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Um…Hello…Satire, remember??

  5. Jase99

    Jase99 said, about 1 year ago

    @Ms. Ima

    “Just checking in to see how the 1% crazies are going to think today. Ted is always good for supporting terrorists.”

    And yet the point of this carton is not wrong. A border fence with Mexico won’t stop any of Timothy McVeighs, Ted Kaczynskis, John Walker Lindhs, or Nidal Malik Hasans. They were all born here. It’s also quite likely the Boston bombing suspects didn’t become anti-American radicals until after they became citizens.

  6. Gary Kleppe

    Gary Kleppe said, about 1 year ago

    @Michael wme

    Nice try, but jurisdictions aren’t mutually exclusive. You can be subject to more than one jurisdiction at once.

    And I hesitate to ask because I’m probably just feeding trollery, but “unwanted” and “undesirable” according to whose preferences? If it were up to me I’d get rid of a lot of Wall Street bankers (clearly they’re not subject to the jurisdiction of any legal authority given that they can commit fraud with impunity) but I suspect that my opinion isn’t one that counts here.

  7. jrmerm

    jrmerm said, about 1 year ago

    It’s disappointing that Rall did not try to work the drones theme into this somehow. And if it’s commendable and noble to crack open a baby’s skull and suction its brains out, asking it a few questions instead seems harmless enough.

  8. Ted Rall

    Ted Rall GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    These two comments prove to me that there are people who will never get it. This is the kind of cartoon that makes me proud to do what I do. And my cartoonist friends all love it.

  9. Ted Rall

    Ted Rall GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @Ms. Ima

    As opposed to state terrorists, who kill millions.

  10. Ted Rall

    Ted Rall GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    Good point. Time for nanodrones!

  11. ConserveGov

    ConserveGov said, about 1 year ago

    So Ted goes back almost 4 years to find a Muslim terrorist that attacked us(and was born here) to criticize any talk of being more discriminating about who we let in after the Boston Terror Attack.
    Of course no mention of THE WORST terror attack, 9/11, but that doesn’t fit Ted’s open border agenda.

  12. Kylie2112

    Kylie2112 said, about 1 year ago

    @Gary Kleppe

    You must not read comments here much. Taking Michael wme or NeoConMan’s comments at face value is to miss the point completely.

  13. Uncle Joe

    Uncle Joe GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    I can already see Kiefer Sutherland starring as the leader of an elite intrauterine terror squad.

  14. MiepR

    MiepR said, about 1 year ago

    @Loco deSane

    Have you ever considered writing your own comments instead of just repeating stuff?

  15. Ted Rall

    Ted Rall GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago


    I actually don’t have an open border agenda. That would be the Republicans, who like the cheap labor from illegals for their big business buddies. I’m merely pointing out that we can be scared of anybody, all the time. Land of the brave? Where?

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