Ted Rall for May 14, 2012
Transcript:
At the afterlife cocktail party. Woman: Check it out! This guy died in Afghanistan- while skyping with his wife! Man 1: I live- tweeted my suicide. No way was I gonna let Zuckerberg monetize my demise. Woman 2: I saw your death on Pinterest. Right before I succumbed to cancer. It was live- streamed on youtube. Really good video! Man 2: Which you posted to Linked In. Where no one will see it.
I’m going to be contraversial now, If a child commits suicide because he can’t live with being abused by a priest, does he go to “hell” and the priest go to “heaven”?