Ted Rall by Ted Rall

Ted Rall

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  1. phuh knees

    phuh knees said, over 3 years ago

    The Afterlife Cocktail Party: way better than Heaven…

  2. pcolli

    pcolli said, over 3 years ago

    I’m going to be contraversial now, If a child commits suicide because he can’t live with being abused by a priest, does he go to “hell” and the priest go to “heaven”?

  3. SwimsWithSharks

    SwimsWithSharks GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Where’s the guy whose last words were “Hey, hold my beer and watch this.” ?

  4. Newenglandah

    Newenglandah said, over 3 years ago

    Most theologians today recognize that suicide is a result of mental illness. A just deity could not hold death by mental illness against a person any more than death by cancer or some other disease.

  5. Bender_Sastre

    Bender_Sastre said, over 3 years ago

    Heaven wouldn’t have beer or tobacco.

  6. motivemagus

    motivemagus said, over 3 years ago

    It’s a CARTOON. Theological implications are really not the point…

  7. Simon Seamount

    Simon Seamount said, over 3 years ago

    There is no afterlife for the conscious mind. The only afterlife is genetic code being passed along in the bodies of our children. Nonetheless, this is an awesomely funny joke.

  8. walruscarver2000

    walruscarver2000 said, over 3 years ago

    The doctrine of several churches , most notably the Roman Catholic, views suicide as a sin, but I find no reference to it in the Bible. Of course, there are MANY things I can’t find in the Bible that the RC regards as sin, things like birth control, not accepting everything the Pope says as 100% true, not viewing…well, you get the idea.

  9. Cripplious

    Cripplious said, over 3 years ago


    no the priest goes to hell. all kids go to heaven

  10. packratjohn

    packratjohn said, over 3 years ago


    a “just deity”? Therein lies the problem.

  11. coot31

    coot31 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I don’t believe the cartoon has anything to say about theology but is a comment about psychology, technology, and the general weirdness of people who want to be “wired” and “connected” around the clock. Count me out.

  12. UsernameUsername1234

    UsernameUsername1234 said, over 3 years ago


    I think you got it. (Or at least that’s what I got out of it…)

  13. lonecat

    lonecat said, over 3 years ago


    Definitely there’s beer in heaven.

  14. zekedog55

    zekedog55 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago


    The band “Cake” answers the heaven/hell question with their song “Sheep go to Heaven, Goats go to Hell.”

  15. MiepR

    MiepR said, over 3 years ago


    Yes, that is correct.
    After I set up my wireless network, I had a dream where my brain could connect to the router and thus I could surf the Internet while I was asleep and upload my dreams. It seemed perfectly reasonable at the time.

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