Ted Rall by Ted Rall
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Deploying the razor-sharp wit and incisive take-no-prisoners satire characteristic of his generation, Gen Xer Ted Rall has become one of the most widely read editorial cartoonists in America. Twice the winner of the Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award and a Pulitzer Prize finalist, Rall's work has appeared in hundreds of newspapers, as well as such magazines as Time, Newsweek, Fortune and MAD. He is also the author of 15 books, including several graphic novels and political polemics about Central and South Asia.
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Comments (16) Jump to Comments Form
Herbert M Allen
said,
about 1 month ago
In execrable taste.
Herb Allen, M.D.
Herbert M Allen
said,
about 1 month ago
And humorless.
HMA
Kylop said, about 1 month ago
I suspect that the “Nerds” don’t feel this way.
scottfreitas
said,
about 1 month ago
Brutal satire. Exactly what Ted is known for…
Ok, I laughed. :D
Even back when I was young, we would sometimes make excuses for a guy’s moronic behavior by saying, “He once played football without a helmet…”
Also it’s a nice joke about the capacity of “beta males” to get the last laugh on the “alphas”…
ahab
said,
about 1 month ago
Aussies don;t use helmets and call Americans” pussies” for using them. Can you say cauliflower ear? I knew you could. That is why rugby players eat their dead. Mmmm, protein on the hoof.
Ripit said, about 1 month ago
Wow, if you’re offended by that cartoon, I suggest you don’t come back.
I snickered.
Tatanka60 said, about 1 month ago
Humorously portraying the truth – Ted’s forte.
DrCanuck said, about 1 month ago
ShakeyPup is MY favourite vegetable.
Sooky Rottweiler's ... said, about 1 month ago
Natural selection at work!
Those that survive are the real alphas.
parkersinthehouse said, about 1 month ago
hey that’s ok herb (not veggie)
you get another chance since you just signed on (unless you were striper in a former life)
you’re entitled
JohnCloud said, about 1 month ago
a recovering football player. i think this is very funny.
Metzengerstein said, about 1 month ago
(non)recovering nerd here; I thought it was hysterical.
And scottfreitas actually liked a Ted Rall cartoon – should I worry? Or is it him that’s coming around? (still a little heavy on the double quotes though)
Metzengerstein said, about 1 month ago
and Herb, you’re also half right: It was in execrable taste. But still very funny.
Herbabee said, about 1 month ago
To say nothing of the fans!
M Henri Day said, about 1 month ago
I loved the name on the shirt of the player lying on the floor - Legume - poor taste, perhaps, but hilarious !…
Henri (PhD, MD)
omQ R
said,
about 1 month ago
Legume…vegetable…should have read that :p