Ted Rall by Ted Rall
- July 13, 2009
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Deploying the razor-sharp wit and incisive take-no-prisoners satire characteristic of his generation, Gen Xer Ted Rall has become one of the most widely read editorial cartoonists in America. Twice the winner of the Robert F. Kennedy Journalism Award and a Pulitzer Prize finalist, Rall's work has appeared in hundreds of newspapers, as well as such magazines as Time, Newsweek, Fortune and MAD. He is also the author of 15 books, including several graphic novels and political polemics about Central and South Asia.
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tjdestry
said,
4 months ago
I hope you don’t honestly believe there aren’t guys on the ground in very rough situations. I hope you don’t honestly believe this is the first war where adversaries didn’t see each other. Because I’d hate to think you did something this tasteless by accident.
SomethingPositive said, 4 months ago
Easy to say from your apartment…
pugnax said, 4 months ago
If taste were a major criterion, I wouldn’t be a Rall fan. There are other values and measures.
NotVeryTalented said, 4 months ago
Yeah, tjdestry, I think this is a poor way to go after the work of the Predator operators. A bad misfire on Rall’s part.
Adam Sperry said, 4 months ago
‘I hope you don’t honestly believe there aren’t guys on the ground in very rough situations.’
I think that’s the point- While the guys on the ground have it very rough, these guys are back in The States under much different circumstances.
The Doc is rolling her eyes at him remembering the troopers that got their legs blown off.
Have you seen the new Army ads:
‘Do you like video games? You’ll love piloting a drone!’
nomad2112 said, 4 months ago
Just not funny.
Varda said, 4 months ago
Good on you Ted. This was hilarious!
churchillwasright said, 4 months ago
Is Rall suggesting that we go back to hand-to-hand combat and bayonets? Nah, he just hates that the U.S. has military superiority.
Suppose, in a bizaro world, that we were only able to fight with the same weapons as the enemy, ie. roadside bombs. He’d be complaining of the unfairness because we had more than the enemy. This *is* Rall, after all. He hates the U.S.
Is he suggesting that a computer geek can’t feel guilt for bombing unnamed faces, or for a computer crash that ultimately costs the lives of his fellow troops?
How about bombers during WWII dropping bombs on the unseen below? Did some of them return with PTSS?
jmworacle said, 4 months ago
This is an insult to the brave men who have put it on the line in Afganistan and other wars.
Gary Kleppe said, 4 months ago
Suppose, in a Bizzaro world, we actually had to talk to people instead of blowing them to smithereens.
dtroutma said, 4 months ago
His comment regard the guys in Nevada who are actually flying these things. I was on the ground and got piloted “close” (in fact VERY close) air support. I would NOT have wanted to depend on technology, with the “real time” that actually IS a lag in having it rain from the sky near me. At the same time, some of the dudes I knew who flew high altitude did have “second thoughts” on what was actually happening on the ground. I totally oppose the trend toward drones, this is becoming a HUGE investment, and when we lose the moral content of risk in war, it is way to easy to start them.
parkersinthehouse said, 4 months ago
sometimes i give you a hard time troutma, but seriously your post here makes so much sense - the psychology of the moral content of risk in war - your whole statement. are you s.a.c.? are you out of offutt? (my uncle was)
Cpt. Jay said, 4 months ago
Ummm…
oldlegodad
said,
4 months ago
Daily Mail and other UK sites are getting really upset the Brit troops are getting inferior equipment and/or US cast offs. One poster even suggested UK asks US to kit them out. Hey! Overseas Arm sales are overseas Arms Sales.Even if we have to give no money down, 0% financing and 100 years to pay.
M Kitt
said,
4 months ago
Ted’s exadurating but this toon has some truth at it’s core, agreed, DTR, slippery slope.
This form of air superiority benefits U.S. troops & pilots but can also be a crutch, by relying on this less “involved” form of recon. (no human intel to confirm) and missile launch platform civilian casualties have dramatically increased, particularly across the Pakistan border.
That’s the trade-off, troops on the ground and conventional air recon. can’t always get “realtime” data but this way mistakes are felt immediately……….no second guessing using the drones.
Think Rall is likely referencing Counterpunch and other SOF critiques http://www.counterpunch.org/porter06192009.html
Ripit said, 4 months ago
Hahaha! Nice, Ted.
To commenters who think this devalues any of our troops, you are taking it wrong.
edmondd said, 4 months ago
I’m praying for your safety Ted. There must already be a Nixonian/Nixotic, jingoistic patriot adding you to a black list titled “Domestic, traitorous ‘enemy combatants’ to be wary of”.
mattro53 said, 4 months ago
He’s the Universal Soldier and he really is to blame,
His orders come from far away no more,
They come from here and there and you and me,
And brothers can’t you see,
This is not the way we put an end to war.
Buffy St. Marie “Universal Soldier”
dtroutma said, 4 months ago
Parker- I was Army (helicopter crew chief, hearing loss in a tunnel, and other “duties as assigned”), but knew guys at Castle AFB that flew 52s, a good friend flew F-100s in ‘Nam, and I”ve known other jet jockeys, also Special Forces, Pathfinders, SEALS (my son was with them, though a SEABEE), and other people who do things most would regard as well, nuts. That is because too few of our “outspoken” folks actually have the courage to do what they do. Bless ‘em all.
p.s. those who hate war the most, are those who were good at it.
M Kitt
said,
4 months ago
DTR, I was a Navy construction diver, we flew to a lot of our worksites so I’ve seen most sides of military transport and operations, including some that were “warm” enough to carry live rounds.
Never done live-fire operations tho so I don’t pretend to know exactly what that’s like, but have a good general idea of the difference and much training over the years.
Eisenhower agreed with you, those that have seen combat have the least inclination to expose anyone else to it.
Thanks for the service.
Corosive Frog said, 4 months ago
I really don’t like this new kind of war, with “Weapons that think so you don’t have to” and that can very bad, but come on, nobody should say there are no troops really involved. what do you think 122 canadian soldiers (only stat I have handy right now, comes from Radio-Canada) and soldiers from other US allies died from? Carpal tunel?
EnglishTeacher said, 4 months ago
Corosive Frog: Spelling error - “carpal tunnel.”
YouWereWarned said, 4 months ago
Hey Froggy, you forgot to mention that the very first Kanuck soldiers to die there were bombed from far above by one of these courageous Yanks pilots.
And BTW, where did you lose your 2nd r?
parkersinthehouse said, 4 months ago
y’all who served, thank you.
we never thanked you enough.
Corosive Frog said, 4 months ago
YouWereWarned; Sooky chewed it up, so I threw it away.
believecommonsense
said,
4 months ago
English Teacher: do we know you under a different name and avatar? I keep thinking I know your “voice” under a different name …
YouWereWarned said, 4 months ago
Just out: “Ron Arkin, a robotics engineer at the Georgia Institute of Technology, is taking things a step further by developing robot drones that make their own independent judgements about when to use deadly force against an enemy. As Arkin told Discovery News, he is designing software that acts as an “ethical governor” that tells robots when they should and should not open fire.”
Whoa! No more PWTS for US brave thugs, err.. soldiers.
believecommonsense
said,
4 months ago
what’s PWTS?
DrCanuck said, 4 months ago
Why is it that a man who sacrifices his life for his faith and country by hyjacking a plane and flying it into a building is a “cowardly terrorist” while a man who sits in an airconditioned office and pushes a button to active a Preditor missile is a “brave hero?”
M Kitt
said,
4 months ago
Some military will obviously disagree, DrC, but the term “Hero” has always been defined by whose side of the conflict you’re on, that and who’s eventually declared the “winner” by the most influential majority.
parkersinthehouse said, 4 months ago
wow mattro - universal soldier
that brings back memories
DrCanuck said, 4 months ago
Hey Kitt; you know it and I know it, but I was hoping for an answer from a conservative military backer-type who would call me names.
believecommonsense
said,
4 months ago
Canookie, hijacking isn’t spelled with a “y”
and a “Predator” missile isn’t spelled with an “i” and
one would “activate”, not “active” a button to launch the missile
4uk4ata said, 4 months ago
@DrC - I am sure to some people the suicide bombers are the heroes and the military men at the drone controls the terrorists. Subjectivity is only human.
BTW, who exactly called the terrorists “cowardly”? I can agree with a lot of other epithets, but generally doing something that will cost you your life is not the act of a coward.
DrCanuck said, 4 months ago
Hey BCsensitive: who do you think you are, EnglishTeacher?
believecommonsense
said,
4 months ago
Oh, what the hey, go back to senseless if you so choose.
No, definitely not ET; though do agree some folks should review their posts (their, not there) a little more carefully because some posts are so full of typos I can’t figure out what they mean.
the “looser” correction was really needed, though, don’t think it was a typo
Dypak
said,
4 months ago
This comic might have been true years ago, but now it’s just another load of manure. There is no front, the enemy is everywhere and you can’t tell the good guys from the bad. Most everyone, even the clerks and jerks, are required to pull guard duty and convoy detail. This is where the casualties happen. Especially since insurgents don’t like to tackle infantry and armor units, they prefer the soft targets. Like our boy in the comic. The don’t have the fire power the combat arms guys get and are easier targets. Someone needs to do a better job on his homework if he’s going to be an editorial cartoonist.
Cpt. Jay said, 4 months ago
Hear hear, Dypak! Well said and well met, sir! Thank you!!!