Ted Rall by Ted Rall

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  1. Dale Hopson

    Dale HopsonGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Was Indiana Jones doing something naughty with his whip?

  2. orest
  3. TheWildSow

    TheWildSow said, 5 months ago

    That does look more like Indiana Jones than Kwai Chang Caine. RIP, Grasshopper.

  4. Adam Sperry

    Adam Sperry said, 5 months ago

    The Carradine family wants the FBI to get involved. They really don’t.

    They’re not going to like it when all of David’s personal pecidilloes and sexual quirks come out. It’s also a sure bet he wasn’t alone (c’mon- Bankok hotel room? Please…).

    It’s not the worst way to go (esp at his age), but it’s not the most dignified either.

    If they want to prevent this from becoming a endless fodder for Jay Leno, they will let this lay.

  5. sfiller

    sfiller said, 5 months ago

    Pray for sinners, of whom I am chief. The panel publicizes the actor’s bizarre suicide and ridicules his folly. The party includes two soldiers and two women from olden days and two modern American adults, one a woman driver killed in a car wreck and one, the autoerotic asphyxiation victim identified by “orest” as the actor. I suppose that few psychoanalysts would see an accident here as the panel does. It focuses his “victimization” on the autoeroticism. That makes it an accident. ALL he was trying to do was get pleasure or off or both and he wound up dead. Dumb, dumb, dumb. Folly. Satire is to ridicule wickedness and folly. I doubt the panel intends to imply wickedness. I doubt many psychoanalysts would find it all that accidental. I admit I know nothing about the Carradines, but whenever someone famous’s son kills himself, I wonder what the pressures were, and whether help would not have helped. It’s not so funny to me. Maybe the publicity can warn someone to cool it on the extreme indoor sports, but it feels to me more like making a gag out of a death before the so-called decent interval. Or maybe not.

  6. dtroutma

    dtroutma said, 5 months ago

    The car accident should have been drink in one hand, cell phone in the other. With Crack, Meth, Oxycontin, and all the “highs” our citizens are so dependent upon, too bad “life” isn’t enough.

  7. Karyl Miller

    Karyl MillerGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    Hilarious!

  8. lalas

    lalas said, 5 months ago

    Reminds me of a Bobcat Goldthwait bit where he talks about a conversation on the set of “Blow” w/ Johnny Depp (on probation from trashing a hotel room), himself (on probation from starting a fire on The Tonight Show) and PeeWee Herman (uh….. anyway….).

  9. pugnax

    pugnax said, 5 months ago

    Atmosphere in BK des seem to make a hard man humble & the tough guys tumble … But is this cartoon maybe a little cruel? I mean David was probably a harmless enough fellow and does leave a grieving family…not sure.
    Not that I don’t still admire Ted.

  10. oldlegodad

    oldlegodadGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I’m the same age, I’d like to go getting it off. But I can’t afford the airfare or the thought of what my son would feel. So I’ve been celibate since his mother left.

  11. dfunkt

    dfunkt said, 5 months ago

    @oldlegodad: dude, you can die of autoerotic asphyxiation for free in your own closet, no need to spend all the dough to fly to thailand… ???

  12. oldlegodad

    oldlegodadGenius_badge said, 5 months ago

    I can’t take the purple pill. Too many cardiac meds. Otherwise I’d be swinging from the lamp pole.

  13. bayareadoglvr

    bayareadoglvr said, 5 months ago

    oldle: TOO MUCH INFORMATION!

  14. audieholland

    audieholland said, 5 months ago

    The Carradine family want to have the FBI investigate the suspicious death of David Carradine and for good reason.

    Did you know the FBI do not suspect Osama Bin Laden of doing the WTC hit in 2001? Or did they deliberately misspel his name?

    http://www.fbi.gov/
    http://www.fbi.gov/wanted/terrorists/terbinladen.htm

    Usama Bin Laden is wanted in connection with the August 7, 1998, bombings of the United States Embassies in Dar es Salaam, Tanzania, and Nairobi, Kenya. These attacks killed over 200 people. In addition, Bin Laden is a suspect in other terrorist attacks throughout the world.

  15. voice_of_reason

    voice_of_reason said, 5 months ago

    Hey, pugnex; love the reference to my most favorite song from “Chess.”

  16. Ira Nayman

    Ira Nayman said, 5 months ago

    I like Rall, but I don’t see any real satiric purpose to this particular cartoon.

  17. Cpt. Jay

    Cpt. Jay said, 5 months ago

    Reminds me of the David Cronenberg adaptation of J. G. Ballard’s “Crash” from 1996.