Ted Rall for May 11, 2009

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All over Afghanistan, long repressed men are celebrating their newfound sexual freedom. (Man 1: The Taliban used to stone rapists. Now hos have to put out!) Their joy stems from a new Afghan law that requires wives to have sex with their husbands at least once every four days. (Man 2: I didn't pay your dowry to sit around pulling my pud!) Sadly president Obama, whose troops pop up the Afghan government has dampened the fun by insisting that a loophole be added to the law. (Man 3: Biotches don't have to put out if they're sick or on the rag? That's man-hating BS!!) (Barack Obama: I put that in for Michelle.) There's still a long way to go-but you've come a long way, Afghan dudes! (Man 4: Sex with wives under age 10 is illegal! Who can wait?!) (Barack Obama: Hang in there, guys! We'll get there!)