Ted Rall for November 01, 2008

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Police departments across the U.S. are preparing for civil unrest and riots after the election. (Police Officer: You got an African-American and a woman running. Whoever wins it, it will be a national event. We will have more officers on the street in anticipation that things may go south.) If Palin loses, cops say, angry women will riot, go on wild shopping sprees and attack men. (Man: The chicks bumrushed our frat house. They reupholstered everything with floral prints!) (Man 2: One forced marriage upon me!) Women enjoy a 50.7 to 49.3% demographic advantage over men, so things could turn ugly fast. The economy is ruined, we're losing two wars. If there's a femriot for Palin, America is finished! (Barack Obama: Argh! They've got doilies! Give them everything they want!)