Ted Rall for June 06, 2002
Transcript:
My administration has been accused of terrible stuff: knowing about 9-11, exploiting 9-11, even planning 9-11. Now, the defense: I'm not a diabolic scheming scoundrel. And neither is my staff! Truth is, I'm an idiot! A twit! A brain-dead fool! I wouldn't have paid attention even if I had been warned! But I wasn't warned, because my CIA and FBI directors are too inept to work together to protect the country. Incompetence is grounds for impeachment. I was on vacation when the warning came. That makes it Dick Cheney's fault.