Ted Rall for July 28, 2005
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Jenny was having a bad day. (Woman: I'm not fat- I'm pregnant. But I can't get an abortion because of justice John Roberts!) But then... (Man: Don't you worry, hun. I bought you an abortion credit!) (Woman: Abortion credit?) In the tradition of corporate "pollution credits" you can buy the right to abort your unborn child from someone who forfeits her own legal abortion. (Woman: You mean...?) (Man: Yes! Some girl down south is gonna bear her incest baby because you got knocked up!) The free market rewards those who protect life- without increasing the net number of pregnancy terminations!) (Woman 2: I kept my rape baby and sold the unused abortion to a cheerleader in New Jersey!) Coming soon: (Man 2: A "no torture credit"?!) (Man 3: I bought civil rights from a U.S. citizen who wasn't using them.)