Ted Rall for December 25, 2003

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Do what we say, not what we tell you to do. Television: Unemployment is up, but don't save up in anticipation of losing your job. 2/3 of the economy is consumer spending! Go shopping. Terrorist attacks are likely, but don't change your travel plans. Airline and hospitality stocks and suffering too much already! Mad cow disease is here, but go ahead- eat that burger! The beef industry will go bust if you don't! The moon may soon crash into the earth- But stay here! Terrestrial real estate interests are counting on you! Man: It's nice to be loved.