Ted Rall for May 15, 2003
Transcript:
Check out these global-riffic highlits of the middle east-american free trade agmt. Their heroin plants will move here, near their customers. Our gun factories will move there, near our customers. The World Trade Organization will oversee the imposition of a lowest common denominator legal system. (Woman: I checked. So what?) (Man: Harlot! Ye shall be stoned!) (Voice: Shar-i-a! Shar-i-a! The only downside: In exchange for opening new markets, we must open ours. (Man 2: Reason for visit? Jihad.) (Police Officer: Please clear baggage claim before detonating.)