Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Tarzan

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  1. Fuddy Duddy

    Fuddy Duddy said, over 2 years ago

    What the . . . ? They didn’t sink or disable the other PT?

  2. Polsixe

    Polsixe said, over 2 years ago

    Hard to port is going to run them right into to left bank of the river. Looks like a slight starboard turn and heading downstream is needed. Pretty narrow waterway if Drone can’t figure out which way to go …

  3. Ray C

    Ray C said, over 2 years ago

    Watch where you put your hand, T-Man. This would be a fine time for Jane to show up.

  4. Old Comic Strip Lover

    Old Comic Strip Lover said, over 2 years ago

    Could be a sharp bend in the river to the left up ahead. Hard to tell. I’m still surprised that all of the vibrations of the boat’s engines still hasn’t roused Delilah.

  5. Pelerin Galimatias

    Pelerin Galimatias said, over 2 years ago

    People can die from alcohol poisoning.

  6. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 2 years ago

    @Old Comic Strip Lover

    That was one heckuva ‘mickey’, huh?
    I’ll have to wait until Quartermain or TinCanWidget get here to tell me which way ‘port’ is.
    I’d probably think he wanted me to run over the dock.
    LandLubberAgowa!

  7. Ghretighoti

    Ghretighoti said, over 2 years ago

    We have us here a rich, mixed-up, hungover girl
    . Pliny the Elder recommended screech-owl eggs as a hangover cure. “Hard a port” must mercifully be the direction of the nearest screech-owl nest.

  8. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, over 2 years ago

    @Ghretighoti

    Screech Owl eggs. That would be a hoot.

  9. Fuddy Duddy

    Fuddy Duddy said, over 2 years ago

    @jmcx4

    Port = left, with a red navigation light
    Starboard = right, with a green navigation light.
    -
    A kid can learn a lot from building Revell plastic models. PT109AGowa!

  10. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, over 2 years ago

    @jmcx4

    Old Fuddy Duddy has the nautical answers today, as far as Tarzan goes, the advice is giver her a kiss and Sleeping beauty will awaken, and then possibly Jungle Bliss!

  11. Fuddy Duddy

    Fuddy Duddy said, over 2 years ago

    @Quartermain MILLER

    Welcome aboard Quartermain MILLER. Stow your gear, and check in with the OOD for your duty station. I believe you have the helm, since no one else on the boat has any idea where we’re going.

  12. Katman

    Katman said, over 2 years ago

    Going to “lose” her Tarzan, is that some covert code designation for a three-way party, or do you mean to feed her to those hungry river Gimlas? It’s going to be havoc when she wakes up! :)> AnyPortInASh*tStormAGowa!!

  13. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    This whole idea of “losing her” just won’t work unless it is in a place with no phones, not Europeans and no one who speaks English or French.

  14. Katman

    Katman said, over 2 years ago

    @Night-Gaunt49

    Smuggle her to China along with the ivory, pelts, and blood diamonds! Tehy will eat anything there! :)> WokFriedDelilahAGowa!!

  15. Tin Can Twidget 1950

    Tin Can Twidget 1950 GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    @jmcx4

    I used to teach “Private Pilot Ground School.” The trick I taught my students is as follows:
    .
    Left Right
    Port Starboard
    Red Green
    Combine the short words or the long words and you have the translation. It has worked for me since I devised it in 1950 Boot. (I always was just naturally lazy).

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