Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs


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  1. SKJAM!

    SKJAM! said, about 1 year ago

    Tarzan isn’t that unable to take booze, having lived for a couple of years in “civilization”, so he’s clearly playacting here. And Delilah is falling for it like a chump.

  2. Llewellenbruce

    Llewellenbruce said, about 1 year ago

    I never saw Tarzan drink booze in any of the
    movies he was in.

  3. Polsixe

    Polsixe said, about 1 year ago

    I’ll go with @skjam!, Tarzan aims to have her fall asleep but little does he know the hussy has hollow legs. Her “something comfortable” is not exactly Victoria ’s Secret grade.

  4. Old Comic Strip Lover

    Old Comic Strip Lover said, about 1 year ago

    I’m also going with @skjam. But still…..he WOULD have to be drunk in order to think she’s beautiful. Besides, I’m sure Tarzan and his ape friends had discovered naturally fermented fruit. That’s how the Greeks discovered it, by seeing how the birds reacted after eating some of the fermented fruit in nature.

  5. olddog1

    olddog1 said, about 1 year ago


    Not the movies, but in the second book “The Return of Tarzan,” he was trying to kill the pain of losing Jane to his cousin. Was way into drinking and smoking while in France and England.

  6. Galimatias

    Galimatias said, about 1 year ago

    There’s this jungle herb that produces…

  7. TheRealZarthArn

    TheRealZarthArn said, about 1 year ago

    A martini doesn’t really seem right for Tarzan. Maybe a banana daquiri.

  8. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, about 1 year ago


    The days of vine and roses.

  9. No Habla

    No Habla said, about 1 year ago

    Red wine in a martini glass, now that’s classy!

  10. Katman

    Katman said, about 1 year ago

    Tarzan had better prove that he’s no “hic” and do what’s expected of him! The “more comfortable” costume doesn’t look that comfortable so the tight pants should come off soon. But I do believe that T-zan is faking being drunk and soon Delilah will be rendered unconscious…..time to make a move Tarzan in any direction you please! :)> StayPlayOrRunawayAGowa!!

  11. Locksley1

    Locksley1 said, about 1 year ago

    Jade? Jane? close enough…

  12. jmcx4

    jmcx4 said, about 1 year ago


    I believe she got those pants from a Mary Tyler Moore yard sale. Leftover of the Dick Van Dyke Show.

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