Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Tarzan

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  1. Polsixe

    Polsixe said, 3 months ago

    Martin Bormann. Don’t jump to conclusions Tarzan, he could have liquidated his other assets and bought the jewels for ease of movement, driving across the Sahara wasn’t such a great plan though.

  2. J. Short

    J. Short said, 3 months ago

    Maybe he captured the treasure and was returning it to the Fuhrer; like a good Nazi. Let’s not jump to conclusions.

  3. the old professor

    the old professor said, 3 months ago

    He worked for a Swiss bank and got lost while taking the Nazi’s stolen gold to the vaults in Zurich.

  4. Burnside217

    Burnside217 said, 3 months ago

    Now he can pay for all that shopping Jane’s might still be doing…

  5. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    Actually, boys and girls, Tarzan’s inference is a whole lot more likely than yours.

  6. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 3 months ago

    Good call by those who thought he’d see a dead solider. Now we know what the Arabs were really after – not a tank, but some of its contents. So we can certainly be sure the soldier was a thief. And if he were taking that chest back to Der Fuhrer, he certainly wouldn’t be out in the middle of nowhere (remember, Tarzan had to head north of Nairobi into the Sahara to get here!) with that tank!

  7. bresnik415

    bresnik415 said, 3 months ago

    He could buy a handkerchief so’s he doesn’t have to use his loin cloth in future sand storms! And maybe a book on the care and maintenance of giraffes. And a really big coffin for Omtag.

  8. alleyoops

    alleyoops said, 3 months ago

    @bresnik415
    Yeah, and some compensation to Omtag’s family.

  9. Katman

    Katman said, 3 months ago

    @Burnside217

    Spot on tribemate Burnside217….LMAO! :)> YouGetABigUMGOWA!!

  10. Katman

    Katman said, 3 months ago

    Has Tarzan killed all three camels which means he’s on foot exiting the burning sands! Now’s the time for Jane & Gov’nr sugar-daddy to arrive by helicopter, or Gen. Yeats with yet another “assignment”….perhaps to take USAF Major Nurse Naomi Norman-Yeats off his hands! :)> Fun’sAComingAGowa!!
    Everyone yell for those two WW2 slackers to get out of bed!

  11. pjez123

    pjez123 said, 3 months ago

    @Katman: I’m sure he’ll find one camel alive

  12. sydman

    sydman said, 3 months ago

    @pjez123

    I agree. And finaly get some water from the carry-ons of the dead arabs. Checking back there were 3 guys on 3 camels and only 2 and 2 camels have been killed.

  13. sydman

    sydman said, 3 months ago

    @Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Nairoby to the Sahara? You talking about crossing Africa South to North. By foot? By tank?

  14. flyintheweb

    flyintheweb said, 3 months ago

    spacious tank cockpit

  15. Katman

    Katman said, 3 months ago

    @pjez123

    Resurrect Omtag! :)> RiseOmtagAGowa!!

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