Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Tarzan

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  1. Wiselad

    Wiselad said, 6 months ago

    this time Tarzan should have shot to kill

  2. Polsixe

    Polsixe said, 6 months ago

    A miss! Tarzan must be a little rusty.

  3. PatyAnn

    PatyAnn said, 6 months ago

    I am very disapointed, Tarzan.
    And why didnt the two thugs bring more ammo? This is what happens when you send the lackys out unsupervized.

  4. rdmacgregor

    rdmacgregor said, 6 months ago

    Well, with Tarzan dodging through the treetops and Ivan blasting away, it shouldn’t be too long before they’re out of bullets. Then they can flee into the jungle, get lost and either be attacked by lions/panthers/crocodiles(or whatever!) or fall into quicksand.
    No, I’ve got it! They run off into the jungle and fall into a tar pit and drown in the goo. Tarzan and Dick follow and find the source of the oil, then all Dick’s backers have to do is filter the dead Ruskis out of the oil before pumping!

  5. Katman

    Katman said, 6 months ago

    @rdmacgregor

    A very observant and fitting comment Mr. MacGregor! My regards to Peter Rabbit!
    Ivan, in all of his lackey stupidity never thinks to give Basil the “burp gun” and send him after the survivors. He’s been “programmed” to follow the orders of his superiors like a good Russkie!
    Tarzan’s aim is terrible, too much time in “civilization”, or he still cannot connect with the “Kill or be killed” mentality.
    So the Russkies get to stick around for another day, or three because I sure do hope they’re gone by next week! :)> BundoloGowa~!

  6. Katman

    Katman said, 6 months ago

    Where is that lazy sailor-boy B’wana Quartermain? He’s been AWOL lately. Too much early Thanksgiving turkey and stuffing, not to mention draining all the bars along the Oregon coastline! Kreegah B’wana Q.:)> Gobble-Gobble-Gowa!

  7. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    Tarzan, such a hero and a nice guy. The least he could have done was to have put the arrow through the killer’s shoulder or arm. (Family paper so rules against.)

  8. Katman

    Katman said, 6 months ago

    Those rotten Russkie rascal rats will not get any Turkey tomorrow! :)> NoGobble-Gowa!

  9. No Habla

    No Habla said, 6 months ago

    What kind of idiot leaves home with a machine gun and only a single magazine for it?

  10. SaskSledDog

    SaskSledDog said, 6 months ago

    @No Habla

    An overconfident one. I expect that Tarzan only wants to pin down Basil & Ivan so the troops can maneuver around and capture them alive. Live prisoners have a significant advantage: they can be “persuaded” to tell you who their bosses are, and then can tell the people who the big bosses are.

  11. Quartermain MILLER

    Quartermain MILLER said, 6 months ago

    @Katman

    Have a happy turkey day tomorrow Katman—Tarzan’s aim is off due to too much imbibing of Jungle Juice. Do you think that he’s of his meds?

  12. Katman

    Katman said, 6 months ago

    @Quartermain MILLER

    B’wana the same to you and yours….gobble it up, but don’t forget to thank the turkey! Lotsa “jungle juice” will flow as well….Amarula from Africa especially! :)> NoTooDrunkGowa!!

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