Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Tarzan

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  1. Polsixe

    Polsixe said, 6 months ago

    Basil, act in haste, repent at leisure. These two just have to observe the location of the final site, then scurry back to the claims office in Nairobi to register a claim on that patch of land, then let the lawyers sort it out. The Soviets aren’t exactly sending the A-team in this attempt to hijack the Kenyan oil fields.

  2. PatyAnn

    PatyAnn said, 6 months ago

    @Polsixe

    I was thinking the same thing.

  3. J. Short

    J. Short said, 6 months ago

    Don’t do it without your fez on.

  4. pjez123

    pjez123 said, 6 months ago

    Wow… I didn’t know that you could consult a map inside of a thick jungle.
    (slaps forehead)
    I didn’t realize that pathways in Tarzan’s jungle don’t change without his permission.

  5. Katman

    Katman said, 6 months ago

    Those Russkies, you can’t trust them….ever. I do believe that this is the part where over-excited Ivan gets bitten by a Gaboon Viper, or Black Mamba spraying his “burp gun” bullets all over the jungle!
    Fear not tribe-mates, Tarzan will prevail over these dastardly devils….he always does! :)> HissGowa!!

  6. sydman

    sydman said, 6 months ago

    Definitely Tarzan doesn’t look worried about Jane’s shopping spree back in Nairobi.

  7. alleyoops

    alleyoops said, 6 months ago

    Tarzan is probably more worried about the size of Jane’s credit card balance than he is about jungle varmit’s.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 6 months ago

    Having a 100 round drum is better than a 20 or 30 shot clip anytime.

  9. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 6 months ago

    @Polsixe

    Guys, that IS the Soviet A-team. It doesn’t think in terms of capitalism, it thinks in terms of the bear waltzing in, killing the campers and then hauling off the food bags.

  10. Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם)

    Alain Harper (מיכאל בן-אברם) said, 6 months ago

    @pjez123

    Even in the jungle, certain kinds of maps are useful, provided you can actually see the terrain. (Big problem, there.)

  11. Bob

    Bob said, 6 months ago

    If you have 100 rounds you tend to use them all at once. A few magazines forces a reserve of sorts

  12. Katman

    Katman said, 6 months ago

    Maps, schmaps! Just follow the monkeys! Umgowa!

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