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1. 

   win said, 3 months ago

   He needs a Cat Scan, stat!
2. 

   Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

   I hope there’s a claws in his insurance that covers this!
3. 

   Radish said, 3 months ago

   The drip is full of canned tuna juice.
4. 

   PICTO said, 3 months ago

   Flatline feline.
5. 

   AussieDownUnder said, 3 months ago

   Eight lives left.
6. 

   mkahn said, 3 months ago

   @AussieDownUnder

   Tomcat: Baby, I would die for you!
   Pussycat: Fine, but how many times?
7. 

   bloodbolt said, 3 months ago

   he’s fine, he’s just cat napping.
8. 

   prfesser said, 3 months ago

   catarrh.
9. 

   pcolli said, 3 months ago

   Catalepsy?
10. 

    sandflea said, 3 months ago

    He’s got CDD. Catnip deficiency disorder.
11. 

    Donald Williams said, 3 months ago

    Here’s the short version:

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever As the cat’s owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the cat from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
    .
    The vet said: “I’m sorry, but with the Lab Report together with the Cat Scan, your bill is now $150.”
12. 

    PBandMayo said, 3 months ago

    I hope it’s not catching.
13. 

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 3 months ago

    @Donald Williams

    Groooooooooaaaaaaan!
14. 

    ujean said, 3 months ago

    @Donald Williams

    That was terrible! I’m so jealous of your punnery.
15. 

    Donald Williams said, 3 months ago

    @ujean

    and
    @Bruno Zeigerts
    *
    That didn’t originate with me – I ain’t that smart!
    
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