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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   What Emperor goes on a journey without taking a spare or several hundred?
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   Jay_Dallas said, 6 months ago

   Sorry, you have to buy the XL model to get the bearers with pillows on their heads…
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   Digital Frog said, 6 months ago

   Should have gone for the Tudor coupe instead of the sedan
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   comicnut4636 said, 6 months ago

   Muffler bearings are shot!
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   Plods with Beer ( did I mention beer? ) said, 6 months ago

   Couldn’t find a left-handed skyhook to lift it with or the bucket of steam to warm it up.
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   UncaJim said, 6 months ago

   @Digital Frog;
   You win.
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   Donald Williams said, 6 months ago

   Well, it’s only hitting on three cylinders!
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   algurka said, 6 months ago

   @Donald Williams

   Yup! A fourth slave on the other corner would definitely smooth out the ride. Either that, or just behead the backseat complainer.
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   pcolli said, 6 months ago

   @algurka

   Can’t do that – she’s the latest concubine. Wait until tomorrow and the next one.
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    tsandl said, 6 months ago

    That’s what you get for using one of those dinky little smart litters.
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    garynorton said, 6 months ago

    Not a litter. We ancients call it a Palanquin.
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