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   Margueritem said, 6 months ago

   They’re all very familiar.

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   bald 716 said, 6 months ago

   clean up that mouth or i will wash it out with soap

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   dcguys said, 6 months ago

   I brought you into this world and - dammit - I can take you out of it!

4. 

   Ash said, 6 months ago

   “I wish you were never born!”

5. 

   DigitalFrog said, 6 months ago

   “I brought you into this world and I can take you out…..And make another just like you!”

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   FlowerChio said, 6 months ago

   “you’re just like your father”, “if you’re gonna fight, take it outside, I just cleaned up”.. and the classic “because I say so, that’s why”

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   Saucy1121 said, 6 months ago

   “If you fall out of that tree and break your leg, don’t come running to me.”
   And my favorite: “Just wait until you have children of your own. Never mind why I’m smiling, just wait.”
   Both courtesy of the late, great Erma Bombeck.

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   Shikamoo said, 6 months ago

   Ash- wow. My sympathies.

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   Shikamoo said, 6 months ago

   Don’t give me THAT look. You know what I’m talking about.

   Don’t swim after you’ve just eaten.

   Your face will freeze that way if you keep doing that.

   Say that again, and you’re going to your room.

   No T.V. tonight! Moms everywhere, unite! I think they read the book already.