Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 06, 2016

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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot Phil: I can't believe we've been married 7 months. Val: It will be a year before we know it. Phil: How's our new life going so far? Val: Better than I expected. Phil: You expected worse? Val: No! I just prepare for worse, so I'm pleasantly surprised when things go well. Phil: I'm glad I'm a pleasant surprise. Val: You've been that since you pulled me over for speeding. Phil: Because I didn't give you a ticket? Val: Because you were so CUTE. And you didn't give me a ticket. Phil: Because YOU were so cute. Holly: STOP!! You're violating house rule #1! Alix: NO DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR!!