Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for July 31, 2015
Transcript:
Phil: When I met you, I'd never been so flummoxed by anyone in my life... Val: You stopped me for speeding, but then didn't give me a ticket, because you wanted to ask me OUT? Phil: NO! Val: Then what's the REAL reason I didn't get a ticket? Phil: I was...um...out of tickets. Val: Snicker Phil: I'm out of bullets, too. But no matter - I forgot my gun.
No bullets, no gun…..sounds like his name should be Barney.