Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for May 27, 2015
Transcript:
Wally: Your mom came home from Cape Town. Joan: She was worried about Val. Joan: Val's been threatening to call off the wedding. Phil's accident triggered ALL her anxieties... Wally: Poor Phil. A broken leg AND a broken fiancee. Joan: Yeah, but with MOM around, runaway bride doesn't stand a chance.
You know, Phil could always change occupations. We need school resource officers. The most likely occupational hazard then would be cracked ribs from being hugged too hard by grammar school kids or breaking up high school fights.