Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for October 07, 2014
Transcript:
Alix: Were you in my ROOM?? Holly: FOR A SECOND. What is that gross thing you have in there?! Alix: A giant African Millipede! Isn't it COOL?! And I might get a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach to go with it! Holly: Moving down the hall was not NEARLY far enough. Alix: Don't you want to HOLD it??
If anyone I lived with got a cockroach, I would MOVE OUT. Or trace my entire rooms interior with cockroach repellent.