Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for November 23, 2013
Transcript:
Alix: I can't believe you vacuumed up my BUG collection. Val: Once they're loose they go from collection to PESTS. Alix: Where are they NOW? Val: I cut the vacuum bag open over the compost pile. They all ran free. Gramma Evie: Wow, THAT was above and beyond. Val: Have you BEEN to one of Alix's bug funerals? To be avoided at ALL costs.
Things going into the vacuum first encounter the fan blades. Not many bugs are likely to survive that.