Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for March 24, 2013
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Stone Soup by Jan Eliot SALE Val: Look, Holly...it's Ms. Wingit. Holly: WHERE?! Val: Over in lingerie. Holly: MY TEACHER in the lingerie department?! I don't want to see that!! SALE Val: We're all GIRLS, Holly...what's the big deal? Alix: GASP. Is that your...TEACHER?? Buying UNDERWEAR?! Holly: Yes. My eyeballs are burning. Val: Go say hi. Holly: Are you NUTS?! That's my TEACHER!! I don't want to know personal stuff about her...like the fact that she buys UNDERWEAR! Val: I suppose the last person SHE wants to see is one of her weird middle-schoolers. Holly: Back away slowly and we'll just FAAADE into housewares...
Our school’s director is afraid of buying alcohol in our own village. He says there’s bound to be a couple of elementary school kids who’d greet him and get nosy about what he has bought.